Patty Weezmer

Patty

Season

1, 2, 3, 4

First seen

Pilot

Last seen

Earl and Joy's Anniversary

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Alive

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Portrayed by

Dale Dickey

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Patricia "Patty" Weezner was a daytime hooker living in Camden County. She had a teenage son who she was putting through hairdressing school ("Earl and Joy's Anniversary").

Every year, Earl booked Patty for Randy's birthday.

Before Season 1

Patty was trapped in a phone booth due to an outbreak of killer bees with Darnell, Catalina and Kenny James in 2000, a while before they all knew each other. During this time, Patty agreed to have sex with Darnell without charging him for it; something she had always wanted to do and claimed never to have ("Earl and Joy's Anniversary").

Season 1

While Patty was being charged for taking money for sex, she clarified to the judge what she did exchange sex for; She was taking burgers for sex, curly fries for a dittle, and a pickle for a lookey. It was her tuesday afternoon special. Her attorney asks for a plea bargain, and the Judge grants a five minute recess. Later, she runs from the Judges chambers yelling "Outta my way, I'm not going to jail for a cheeseburger-handy!" She then gets tackled by two baliffs. After the recess the DA accuses Patty of soliciting sex from a uniformed officer in the middle of the day. Patty says that is a lie. The DA plays Police Dashcam footage of Patty on the hood of the car asking "I know you're a uniformed officer and it's the middle of the day but would you like to have sex with me for money?" Her councel resigns. The Judge sentences her to a $500 fine in which she asks "Any chance you want to take it out in trade? I'll let you take a ride the 'Patty-wagon", Whooo!" ("BB") While Joy was doing Patty's nails she tells her to stop biting on them, Patty replies "Don't tell me, tell the Mayor, he's a nibbler."("Number One")

Season 4

Patty played a role in Buddy's film "2 the Max" ("The Magic Hour"). When Carl Hickey split from his wife, he went to see Patty, thinking she was a simple waitress, but Earl told him that Patty was a prostitute ("Monkeys Take a Bath").

Memorable quotes

• Patty: Nighttime waitress, daytime hooker.